Snonkey

The Snonkey is a snake suited with the head of a donkey. Although usually viewed as a mythilogical creature, the snonkey has been rumored to exist within the unexplored deserts of Mauritania

As my little sister drew a picture of a Snonkey she whispered "I hate the Welsh..." I tried to explain to her that in fact the Snonkey may actually exist.

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fashashipomp

A combination of the words: fart, shart, sh*t, poop and dump.

I think Mr. Yates just took a fashashipomp in his pants.

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ficab

a cat that's stuck in a filing cabinet

Chip: Hey Bob, look over there.
Bob: What is it?
Chip: Another ficab, that's the 5th one we've had this week. Better tell that custodian not to put up the pitchfork just yet.

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jorass

to harass one named "Joe".

"Hey Frank! There's that Joe again! Time to jorass him!"

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