FFUAOK

Shortened term for

"Fuck forgetfulness, you asshole, okay?"
In other words, "Stop being forgetful, its annoying!"
Commonly used term among internet chatrooms/ networking sights

Guy 1: "Dude, I forgot where I put my keys, I cant drive you later"

Guy 2: "FFUAOK!"

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iFOD

Stands for "Itchy foot of death"

For anyone who has ever had an itchy foot, they know,
scratching it does not help.
Hence the name, Itchy foot of death.
Usually shortened for online use: iFOD

Guy 1: Dude I was watching a movie and I got the iFOD
Guy 2: That sucks man! I hate that, there is no relief

Protext

An expression or declaration of objection, disapproval, or dissent, in opposition to something via text message

Saying "Say no 2 eatng meat" via text message would be a protext

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Cerulean Orbs

Another name for blue balls,
the dull pain caused by abruptly stopping sexual actions.
This is often used to sound smarter in front of someone who doesn't know better. Also used in front of women, so they don't catch on to what you are saying.

Friend 1: I just got Cerulean Orbs
Friend 2: Man! that sucks
Girl 1: What is that?

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