french

1. Freedom
2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.

"If you type in 'French Military Victories' in Google, it says "Did You mean 'French Military Defeats'?"
"Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"

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james k polk

America's 11th President. Known as "Napoleon of the Stump"

James K Polk made sure sure the tariffs fell, made the English sell the Oregon Teritory, built an independent treasury, and after this he sought no second term

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<^>(-_-)<^>

pissed off
im gonaa kill u

guy A: yea ur moms hot, if i can id take her to bed n fuck her all nite ^_^
guy B: <^>(-_-)<^>

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media

Apparently the reason for 99% of America's problems

"Because of the liberal media..."
"The media has distorted..."

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the internet

Something Al Gore never said he invented

Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something

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token dog

Term used to refer to the ugly chick in a group of females. This group is one that normally can be expected to contain only beautiful females, but an ugly one is added as a politically correct gesture.

The one ugly cheerleader. The one ugly stewardess.

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dumbdumb

a dumb little slut named kristen who cant add, read, or do anything right. hobbies include being a complete loser, and occasionaly being a total retard

shut the fuck up dumb dumb

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