the internet

Something Al Gore never said he invented

Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something

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token dog

Term used to refer to the ugly chick in a group of females. This group is one that normally can be expected to contain only beautiful females, but an ugly one is added as a politically correct gesture.

The one ugly cheerleader. The one ugly stewardess.

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dumbdumb

a dumb little slut named kristen who cant add, read, or do anything right. hobbies include being a complete loser, and occasionaly being a total retard

shut the fuck up dumb dumb

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<^>(-_-)<^>

pissed off
im gonaa kill u

guy A: yea ur moms hot, if i can id take her to bed n fuck her all nite ^_^
guy B: <^>(-_-)<^>

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media

Apparently the reason for 99% of America's problems

"Because of the liberal media..."
"The media has distorted..."

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check plus

An exclamation to be used when something really good has happened

"I just got an A on my test. Check plus!"

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gladrag

A fancy item of clothin

"So what becomes of you, my love?
When they have finally stripped you of
the handbags and the gladrags
that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy you"
or "that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"\

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