Wounded Deer

A Snail Trail performed while the actor is menstruating. Named for the resemblence the after-effect bears to blood tracks left by a wounded animal. Typically performed as an act of revenge or a practical joke, and rarely with the willing consent of the recipient.

My girlfriend was mad at me last night, so she gave me a wounded deer while I was sleeping and took a picture.

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Wet Raccoon

A blow job given by someone with a mouthful of chewing tobacco or dip.

A true redneck girl can give you a wet raccoon, and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

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