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A walking, talking version of the Annoying Orange
Dude, Mike is so annoying, he's practically a Trump
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The level you reach when you are fed up with the world's bullshit, and you just stop caring about anything
After watching this presidential election, I've officially reached my fuck-it level
When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.
“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”