scuz

Pre-cum from an uncircumcised penis that has been worked up into a frothy / white state.

Pumping his foreskin up and down turned the clear pre-cum into thick scuz.

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rectal rooter

Destruction of the virgin anal canal by rectum plumbers

Oily shit hole

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Bort

To deliver large amounts of semen

"Uh oh! Jimmy pulled a Bort!"

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ambrosia software

Best game company known to man

I just downloaded Deimos Rising from Ambrosia software.

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Port Adelaide

The best AFL team out there! I am a supporter and must admit it is a bit of a ghetto where people wear snoop dogg clothing and dada

Port Adelaide, the team that won the AFL Primership in 2004.

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lolol

Laughing out loud oud lady

screen name- i just fucked a deer
you- lolol

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boss me

Basically the same thing as "blow me"

Bill: Make me some food!
Joe: Boss me.

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