brony

A gay or bi-sexual male that takes pleasure in watching a tv show for little girls. Possibly to meet little girls or because their mental capacity is that of a little girl. They are often associated with skinny jean hipsters that listen to dub step or emo core.

Ways to avoid being a brony:
1. Eat steak
2. Don't go to gay bath houses
3. Never listen to Skrillex or refer to dub step as music
4. Avoid going to concerts where skinny jeans is acceptable leg wear
5. Grow a beard like a real man
6. SWED, just don't become a mindless pot head
7. Listen to real metal

8. Learn to shoot a gun/ride a motor cycle

If you at any point think you might be becoming a brony, you should take the following steps:
1. Beat up a hipster (In their own house if you can)
2. Shoot said gun. Maybe at a small horse

3. Eat more steak
4. Write Skrillex hate mail... Wait, nevermind. He isn't worth your time. Just go beat up another Hipster
5. Find out why you can't grow a beard and fix it. Acting like a real man helps but can take years to correct
6. Listen to metal

Brony - "Hey whats going on?"
Straight MAN - "Wow, they don't make men like they used to. What the hell happened to you? Do your parents know you are a fag?"

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