Snake's ass

An ass so fucking huge that it claps like a whale hitting the water, alerting all the guards in the vicinity of your presence

"Have you motherfuckers seen Johnny? He's got Snake's ass."

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jacob

a dumb faggot who sits in his room all day eating pringles and playing minecraft. typically found wearing the same fucking hoodie everyday and bragging about his goldfish cock. most women avoid him because they’re afraid his terrifying hair, which looks like an 80 year olds pubic hair, will steal their virginity.

wow, look at jacob.
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever

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