Super Mario

A short fat plumber who can jump at least 10 feet in the air. He also scores with all the girls in every video game. Why? He saves them. I mean, this guy's not hot. At all. Ever. Also he puts down his brother Lugio....Lingu.....Larugi....that green guy.

Princess Peach likes Mario, so does everyone else. That ho.

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