Gus Johnson

A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of Gus Johnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.

"You see the new Gus Johnson video?"
"No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."

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Wanderlust

Something idiots say about themselves after they take a picture of themselves at Machu Picchu. Seriously, why does every woman have a picture of themselves at Machu Picchu?

"I have such a bad case of wanderlust."
"Bitch, you went on one vacation."

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