Sichard Rimmons

He is the polar opposite of Richard Simmons. By the law of opposites, he is the manliest person on the planet.

Chick Norris and Duke Nukem often seeks council from Sichard Rimmons, but are usually met with Sichard's atomic feces being hurled at them at the speed of light.

Max: Hey, you know they say Chuck Norris' beard can stop a bullet!

Noah: Yeah, but I hear Sichard Rimmons caused the Big Bang when he had a wet dream about having sex with a pail of rusted nails

Max: That is one manly motherfucker

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