The Handy Special

The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.

“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”

Pachunga

(Pachunga) is a term for one’s genital area

“My Pachunga hurted”
“I destroyed her Pachunga last night”

manjesterious

Manjesterious is a word used to describe the attributes and qualities of a woman that sexually excites a man. Qualities such as breast size, buttocks size, hip width, thighs, legs, and lips. Attributes include blowjobs, anal, and other porn-star like traits.

That girl over there has manjesterious vibes.