coof toob

A city bus, subway train, or any other mass-transit system, especially one full of coofers.

Since all the restaurants and bars got closed down, the only thing there is to do all day is ride the coof toob around town.

cooferchief

A handkerchief, bandana, ascot, or similar cloth worn around the face or neck in times of pandemic that can be used by the wearer to cover up their coofs.

"I've got a little 'rona stuck in my throat, I need to *COOF* *COOF* *COOF* into my cooferchief."