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Brown Buterfly Kisses are the act of performing some kawaii butterfly kisses on the anal sphincter of the willing participant.
"Brian is so cute, He gave some really tender brown butterfly kisses last night to say cheers for me taking a load in the brown zone."
Seed Throat is the after effects of taking a load into your mouth and either gargling and/or swallowing it.
The cause is a residual ammount of baby batter remaining on the back of the throat, causing the recipent to try to clear it in the same manner as a chunk of phlegm.
May seem to others as though you may have a sore throat or excess phlegm build-up.
"Hey Amy, sounds like you have a nasty cold coming on..."
"nah, nothing like that, just throated a load in the stationary room and its given me mad seed throat"
Cum Skull is a rather unpleasant symptom of copping a shot of man jam to the eye and not addressing the matter forthwith. The mankiness comes from letting that batter stew in the warm, moist confines of the optical cavities.
Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.
Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
** "Hey chap *audible gasps* WOW!! Your eyes look like shit!! Got some MAD conjuncto going on there, fella!!"
**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"
"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."
"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"
"I recking I might be going blind ey....."
** "Crikey......"