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Abortion

illegal, unsafe act of killing an unborn child which is a civil rights infringement.

Hey, I just got an abortion.

by NUKO NEWS December 4, 2020

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Somnumdies

A holiday in which sleeping, and being lazy is celebrated. It is celebrated from December 26-December 29. These days are a long sleep after Christmas and New Years'.

Festivities include: Hibernating, Eating, Sleeping

Decorations include Things from Christmas that you haven't taken down yet. Hibernating Bear. Pajamas. Your Dog.

Somnumdies is an official holiday as of December 16. People should plan on making it an official holiday
Roots: Somnum- Means Sleep in Latin

Dies- Means day in Latin
On December 26, a magical person known as Fear Dormire goes around giving dreams to children.
Fear- Means Man in Irish
Dormir- Means sleep in Portuguese
Donna Dormire (Wife of Fear) Gives dreams on December 26.
Donna- Means woman in Italian
Unfortunately, insomniacs are excluded.

It was sure an unproductive Somnumdies.

by NUKO NEWS December 16, 2020


Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.

Look at that Brandonus

by NUKO NEWS December 19, 2020


Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.

Look at that Brandonus

by NUKO NEWS December 19, 2020