Patel

- A common Indian last name, like Smith or Jones

- Theres a 95% chance the Patel you know is rich, if he isn't he owns a shop or a subway - Indians are the wealthiest group of people in America, they have a median income $20,000 higher than the median white income

- Almost always ridiculously smart

- Might own a motel

Look there goes another Dr Patel in his Bentley

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Pants Jazz

Pants jazz is when you rip fart after fart in your pants.....which creates a music tone....

Got a little pants jazz for ya...hope it don't stink...

going big boy

Taking a huge shit...remember when you were a kid standing in corner holding on to the coffee table, looking around as you shit in to your diaper.. That's going big boy... Your mom use to say" that's my big boy"..

There's my baby going big boy

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