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The first fart or âsphincter stretchâ of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.
My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.
Term used to describe the point when your parents become so feeble and incapable they transform into an older version of your kids.
My Karents are driving me crazy! These people that somehow raised me now canât seem to do anything for themselves.
A crunchy, stalagmite like booger that sticks to the roof of your nose and hurts when you press your nostril.
I was on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, I realized I had a boogermite. It was driving me crazy, so as soon as she went to the bathroom... I excavated it.
The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when youâre not quite ready to retire, but you canât stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his âOld Man Gap Yearâ?
The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as a highchair for adults who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."