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That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it wonât go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.
âDude, I just took this nasty âFlex Shitâ that just wonât go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swiftâs glass boat.â
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A plogged toilet mostly consist of crap and very little paper. Usually occurs when a massive poop is sufficient enough to cause a clog without the support of any toilet paper.
Dude, I took such a massive shit it "plogged" the toilet.
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The first fart or âsphincter stretchâ of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.
My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.
Typically, the last beer of the evening, the sober-up beer, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill as it perfectly balances hops, barley, and hydration.
"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morningâ¦make it a sober-up beer."
Typically, the last beer of the evening, the sober-up beer, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill as it perfectly balances hops, barley, and hydration.
"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morningâ¦make it a sober-up beer."
The sober-up beer, typically the last beer of the evening, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill, perfectly balancing hops, barley, and hydration.
"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morningâ¦make it a sober-up beer."