Penn Relay

Skipping school; started by a group of track runners at a high school as a fake event during school hours so that they could skip

Person 1: Did you hear Danielle is running the Penn Relay?

Person 2: Yea, she rubbed it in my face all day.

Salesianum

A school in Wilmington DE which tried to make up for it's inferior students by not being as open to other students. This is to be contrasted with St. Mark's, where students from many backgrounds are given opportunities to learn in a respectable private institution. They assume because they make an arbitrary list and have an unfair athletic advantage that they are superior. Oh, sallies. Maybe one day you'll understand.

How is Salesianum a Football dynasty?

Well, you go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver.

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