Matterhorn

A crap that sticks half out of the toilet water, the way the Matterhorn's tip appears when it's pierces through high cloud cover.

My Thanksgiving shit was sticking out of the toilet so far it looked like the Matterhorn on a cloudy day.

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Hate Shark(s)

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.

Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.