Mexican firecracker

A man puts his soft penis in a glass bottle (preferably Corona), gets it erect, then cracks the bottle over a hard surface. The surfaces may include anything from curbs to a woman's head.

Miguel: "Yo Rico, what did you do for Cinco de Mayo?"
Rico: "Aye B, we made some Mexican firecrackers and lit 'em up GOOD! My dick still hurts!"

John blindfolded me and said I should do a Mexican firecracker. 5 minutes later, I had glass shrapnel in my balls.

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