october 22

The day where you should worship me as a god. I have power of all and you are under my control

Ohhh shit! It is October 22nd I must worship my god.

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marijuana

NOT A DRUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dad- have you been doin drugs
you- WTF DAD MARIJUANA IS A FUCKING PLANT

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pregnant party

When 10 guys fuck 1 girl at the same time. 9 months later they do a test to see which guy is the baby's father.

"I was born from a pregnant party, Maisy is Mom and Aboderu is Dad."