sand crab

When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.

Fucking tourist, Sand Crab them all!

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homophyronecropedabestaphiliac

An individual who likes to "have sex with dead burning baby animals of the same gender as the offender".

Quincy is a homophyronecropedabestaphiliac Quincy is one sick, sick man.

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