Cringebeaked

The mental pain from hearing an old person use young person slang

I got cringebeaked from hearing my grandmother say “So grandson, was that sandwich skibidi?”

Beanus

The anatomically incorrect terminology for a below average penile length; a slang term for a small penis.

“I’m going to bonk that Beanus later”

Leroy jenkin’d

When you single handedly carry your team/do an insane play, in real life or online

The play was so good it was considered leroy jenkin’d by his teammates