Hovan

Nickname of a fat bastard named Donovan Jones. He constantly eats pies (Goddfry's or Fray Bentos). Plays with his lego all day and all night. Never actually speaks human words but mumbles jiberish out of his arse.

"xshgxvye xwqhewd xwvs3yyr frifr", says donovan.

"Shut the fuck up, hovan"

"jwsyws eiiude" He replies, holding his dog's bollocks in one hand and a pie in the other.

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