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Noun- using the cleavage of your breast to hold a beverage.
I was at a picnic and not having a place to set my drink I did a boobzie.
My wife had the perfect sword holder for my cock.
( dedicated to Tiff)
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When you enter a public restroom and there is leftover fecal matter/smell from someone else in the bathroom stall.
I went into the bathroom stall and a Rogue Shitter had left a huge turd in the toilet.
When you or significant others fart wakes you up in the middle of the night.
My boyfriends midnight backfire vibrated the bed and turned the sheets into a stinky mass of air.
When one is deprived of sexual intercourse.
I have not had intercourse in so long. I am beyond sexprived.
When a younger lady only dates men much older than her.
My 34 year old friend will only date old guys she definitely has Silverfox Syndrome.
The month of October. Bringing awareness to breast cancer and celebrating Halloween. BOObtober
After September comes BOObtober. The Pinkest and scariest of all months.