deenz

a slang word for sardines, mainly used by 4chan users who frequent the /ck/ board

Person 1: "What should we have for lunch?"
Person 2: "I'm thinkin' deenz!"
Person 1: "Ew, no! Deenz are gross."
Person 2: "Deenz are life, man...

tommy mommy

A tomboy MILF: A mature woman who has had children who other men would like to have sex with. A tommy mommy usually has short hair and a very dominant, forward personality.

Bill: "Bakugou's mom, from My Hero Academia, sure is a hot MILF."
Tom: "She isn't just a MILF, she's a tommy mommy!"

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Snacirema

A psychological condition, most commonly found in citizens of the United States and general marijuana enthusiasts, commonly referred to as the munchies. Snacirema urges the afflicted to seek out their favorite foods, oftentimes easy-to-eat snacks, in larger than normal quantities. Side-Effects of snacirema include abdominal discomfort, weight gain, constipation, insulin resistance, and other metabolic deficiencies.

Larry: "I've gained 12 pounds over the last month alone! What gives?"
Doctor: "It seems a case of snacirema has increased your appetite more than your body can handle."
Larry: "I should probably cut back on the oreos, then..."