Shit Up

When your keyboard autocorrects shut up to shit up.

(Texting) Person 1: "Hey dude why don't you shit up?"
Person 2: "Don't you mean shut up?"
Person 1: "SHIT UP!"

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Very Pure Glass

Made from the finest sand in heaven then gently carried to earth by an angel
to make cables.

Person: Hey what's very pure glass?
Person 2: Glass that's VERY PURE. It's in the name dumbass.
(Worst definition ever)

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