Snatch

A pearl-wearing, self help book reading, Polo shirt sporting southern bell that despises poor people, carries her purse on her wrist, gags at the sight of a Salvation army, finds utopia at Banana Republic, and gives her time to children's charities to make up for her evils.

We shopped at Old Navy while the snatch waited at Starbucks...she wouldn't be caught dead at an Old Navy!

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