Dock Baby

An extremely sexy girl to take on your boat.
(Scientific name:Muelle Paloma) the Dock Baby is a partially migratory species, it's early life is spent in New England and once it has started to develop it leaves it's mother and father and flocks South to the beautiful waterways of Florida. The female dock babies are characterized by their tight bodies and beautiful faces. A matured dock baby usually has a fat ass and thick thighs while still keeping her tight stomach. Dock babies have long been valued as a species of major concern in the Tampa Bay area. There is a high concentration of dock babies here due to the presitegous University of Tampa, located in Florida's largest estuary. In the spring and summer months the dock babies can be found along the Hillsborough river and bay. This is their breeding season, or flocking season. Their population has decreased due to the urbanization of Tampa's waterways and illegal poaching. In the warmer temperatures the dock babies love to show of their bodies and are eager to experience their new Floridian habitat. For this reason they are extremely succeptible to poaching. The poachers or, buttsnorkler load their boats with white claws and entice the dock babies with island parties. The babies incubation period is very long and discourages most predators in the area. Also the male babies develop into frat boys and utter themselves useless to the dock babies.

Tony: yooo let's go out to the sandbar party and rage my niggas
Brodie: should I hit up some girls to ride out there with us?
Danny: Nah, the buttsnorkler is all loaded up with white claws. Let's just pick up some Dock Baby's
Brodie & Tony: DOCK BABY'S 😍

Wheel

A term used to describe a complete asshole. A wheel is not even a man but is a rudimentary tool, and not in the useful sense. He is a wheel because it is probably the first major tool humans made use of. A wheel usually seems like a normal man with an important job and extracurricular activities. He usually has many friends and attends all social events because he works hard at this image. A wheel tries so hard to be funny you often can't understand his jokes but he will just tell you how funny he is.He will spend thousands of dollars earned from the stock market and real estate ventures on bottles at the lodge or on toys to make him look cooler.He's also obnoxious about attaining clout on social media. You can always find a wheel on his boat looking for dock babies or riding his motorcycle.If you see a wheel he's probably completely inebriated in a blackout and most likely breaking something or hurting himself. But a wheel is completely approchable and in fact a great friend to have. You can laugh at the wheel or make use of him

Tony: Bro, I made $8,000 today on the Disney stock! I'm going to take some more pictures of my new motorcycles and send them to Amber
Brodie: dude, you such a wheel. Looks like your buying all the drinks tonight

Tony: let's call Danny and tell him how cool we are