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Q

Worthless letter. We should get rid of it.

Q is a stupid letter.

by NapLover January 29, 2020


Sand

Rock-ish dirt-ish. Tiny. Irritating. Gets everywhere. Rough. Tastes bad. Stays in mouth for about a week. Impossible to run in.

Sand was constructed by the devil.

by NapLover January 29, 2020


We can still be friends

5 five words that are impossible to accomplish. Just a nice way of saying: “your clingy so we can still talk once a year”

Guy: “Hey this isn’t working, but we can still be friends”
Girl: “yeah that’d be great”
*guy to self: not gonna he friends*
*girl to self: friends? Seriously? How dumb does he think I am?*

by NapLover January 29, 2020

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No

The most common(or the only) word in at least one of your parents vocabulary.

Kid: can I go hang with friends?
Parent: no.
Kid: Can I eat something?
Parent: no.
Kid: Can I breathe?
Parent: no.
Kid: can I live?
Parent: no.
Kid: can I die?
Parent: no.
Kid: wtf. Then what CAN I do?
Parent: no.

by NapLover January 18, 2020


No

The only word in at least one of your parents vocabulary.

Kid:Can I go hang with friends?
Parent: No.
Kid:Can I eat?
Parent: No.
Kid:Can I breathe?
Parent:No.
Kid: Can I live?
Parent: No.
Kid: Can I die?
Parent:No.
Kid:Wtf. Then what can I do?
Parent: no.

by NapLover January 18, 2020