The act of sort of âshuffling alongâ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . Weâve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .
Dancing the shitkickers waltz
See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?
Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what sheâs managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
Itâs like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo
The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of oneâs sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt Iâve just shat out â¦. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .
This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .
Can you believe the previously unsurpassed level of unmitigated buffoonery that has led to a committee of horrifically incompetent clown shoes re-electing that fucking cretin back into that position ? No wonder fucking lions eat their young
The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,
One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,
Youâre squinting like a wanking jap