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Scottish expression for some of the more deprived areas of the country , such as Wester Hailes in Edinburgh , Most of Glasgow , Mid Craigie or Beechwood in Dundee , Manor or Tillydrone , or Torry in Aberdeen and the entirety of Kirkcaldy amongst others - parodying âDisneylandâ and based on
disnae pay the rent
disnae pay the electric
disnae pay the Cooncil Tax
Etc etc
Kirkcaldy - or as we know it , Disnaeland
The action of fucking a woman between the tits
She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll
Photograph taken of a naked womanâs nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger
She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot
Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what sheâs managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
Itâs like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo
The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of oneâs sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt Iâve just shat out â¦. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,
One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars