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The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
A fellow who perhaps âbakes a lighter spongeâ
One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
See that Tarquin , heâs a proper Hoopmeister, so he is .
Descriptive of a homosexual / gay man
He prefers his peas Minted
Theatrical name for oneâs backside
Oh , Steady on Barty , you are becoming a veritable pain in oneâs anoos kahempell
Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now Iâm probably up the duff
The pleasurable sensation that fizzes through the scrote when almost unbearably sexually excited .
Usually caused when a woman you highly desire plays with your goolies and tickles the back of the sack or the gooch
Imelda teased the fuck outta my ball bag and gave me tingly balls. A second or so later I nutted all over her belly . Fuckin marvellous !
Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.
Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, sheâs reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .