Name of a Pakistani swimming pool attendant
Yeah , him up on the high stool with the boat hook .. Jahandir Bandin
When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat
Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now Iâm probably up the duff
A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , itâs like a young pig with its ears pinned back
The action of fucking a woman between the tits
She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll
Prefixed with âhe would go forâ , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Theatrical name for oneâs backside
Oh , Steady on Barty , you are becoming a veritable pain in oneâs anoos kahempell