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The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
My cock , when itâs on the slack
Are you horny Napoleon ?
No, sadly not . Iâm at home to Mr Flibbertyflobbert
An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to oneâs associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didnât have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.
Monstrous beef curtains .
Dave , that womanâs labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot
Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series âBonanzaâ , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - Iâve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .
That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full
Invisible 10th planet in the solar system .
The twin of Uranus .
Thereâs no rings around Uranus , are there any rings around bumeholé ?