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Prefixed with âhe would go forâ , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , itâs like a young pig with its ears pinned back
An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .
Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured
Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining
Band Member / Musician whoâs hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980âs .
See that fucker , Michael Bolton - heâs a right Rock Poodle
A tampon , prior to its normal use .
Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , thereâs a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
Very droopy tits , that resemble the ears of a spaniel dog
Fuckin hell Marjorie - your tits are like spaniels lugs
Specific trousers , with strong knee patches , worn by those given to kneeling down and rimming the anuses or dung boxes of others
Yeah ! Iâm happy to lick your ring , give me a minute to put on my dunger-eez