sheddery

The knowledge acquired when a gentleman has spent possibly a little too much time in his shed or in the study of the sheds of others . Intimate technical detail has been gleaned in regards to every aspect of a shed and the delights it can afford a chap .

Colin knew his onions regarding garden outbuildings . A little too well in fact .
Colin comes from the darker side of sheddery

Malaysian debris

Flotsome discovered miles out in the ocean , initially believed to be small parts of wreckage from the disappeared wreckage of the missing airliner - but actually found to be Rolf Harriss laptop

They’ve found some junk gluating in the pacific and thought it was bits of that missing plane , but it’s actually Aussie pervert Rolf Harris’s laptop

Malaysian Debris my arse