November 28

National give your closest guy friend head day. A special day of the year when it’s perfectly appropriate for you to give your best guy friend head and it not be weird OR be talked about ever again after the day unless it’s on the day.

“Hey guess what today is”
“November 28??”

“No silly! It’s National give your closest guy friend head day!”
(Applies to straight people if they’re straight, applies to gay people if they’re gay)

November 20th

National totally noncommittal friendly friends sex day—special day of the year where friends can have sex and it not be weird or have to be labeled anything more than just sex.

“What’s November 20th??”
“National totally noncommittal friendly friends sex day!”