Jamestown

A small town in central Indiana. Population is about 900. The only street light in town is flashing yellow one way, and flashing red the other way. Downtown is about 80 yards long, on one street. It takes about 10 minutes to walk through town, about 6 to run through. In other words, the town is about one mile square. Attractions: Well, if you want to get hit on by fat ugly girls every time you walk to the food mart/gas station, then this is the place for you! If you want to be able to smoke pot and drink beer on Main Street, but are underage, then welcome!

Me, walking to work:
Random fat, ugly girls in the park: Hey boy, watcha doin? What's your name?
Me:
Random fat, ugly girls in the park: Where do you go to school?
Me:

I think you get the point about Jamestown. Or Jimmmytown, as some friends say...

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