Academic Comeback

Purposely freeloading for the majority of the semester and in the final weeks somehow get back into the honor roll because your just that guy

Ted: Holy Shit Jim you got all F's its only the second week of school

Jim: Don't worry I'm a master at performing that Academic Comeback

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Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback

Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night

Sexy Little Boy

Okay you sick gay (unless your female) Fuck I've already contacted the FBI and their on the way to you shady hut were you keep the other little boys your reign of pedophilia is over.

Hey henry did you see that Sexy Little Boy

Bro dont fucking talk to me you fucking Pedophile

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