twhore

twhore - (Twitter + whore = "twhore") - someone who obsessively updates his or her Twitter status, fueled by their need to feel "connected," thus selling their soul to the idea that all those people out in cyber-land really care what they had for lunch.

Johnny Lame: "Everyone following my life on Twitter is gonna go crazy once I tell them that I'm first headed to the grocery store, then hitting up the gym, then relaxing at home, and all because I love my life."

Billy Cool: "You're a twhore."

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