When youâre fucking youâre coworker in your work parking lot and you start sucking his dick and your stomach does a big URP and you and him both think you just threw up on his dick but really you just burned.
Iâll never fuck her again. Not after we had that Dirty Cameron scare.
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When you fuck someone then hack them to bits in your Volkswagen Beetle
Man he really pulled a Dirty Ted! Hope he gets 10 life sentences.
a type of anal toy used to shove up mens assholes in black orgies
Letâs try something freaky tonight, Jaquavious. Letâs buy hydroflasks