speed freak

someone hopped up on amphetamines

"What's wrong with that guy? His eyes ar popping out of his skull and he's shaking!"

"He's a speed freak!"

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trailer park skank

A slutty, uneducated, fat, smelly three-toothed woman who lives in a trailer park and fucks every man who so much as pays attention to her. Trailer park skanks have at least 5 kids by 5 different men and no jobs. They are the epitome of white trash and collect welfare checks.

I wouldn't fuck that trailer park skank with a stolen schlong! She is liable to give me an STD!

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tazes

When a girl gives you a blowjob and also licks your balls

That bitch gave me the tazes last night.

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Hat Trick

1) In ice hockey, when one player scores 3 goals

2) Fucking, butt fucking and getting a blowjob from your woman all in the same night

I scored a hat trick in last night's game. Then my girlfriend let me score a hat trick with her!

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tree fity

hey man can i borrow tree fity

no you cant borrow tree fity go get a job ya lazy loch ness monster

i gave him a dollar

you shouldnt have given him anything woman now he expects somethin

whats tree fity

tree dollar an fity cent

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drama

You wanna know what drama is? > ERYN E.

"Am I a drama queen?"

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five oh

the police in general or a police officer, taken from the 60's police drama "Hawaii 5-0"

Ah, shit! Slow down! A five-oh set up a speed trap up ahead!

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