nekkid puerto rican girl

My favorite type of woman, especially when she calls me "Papi!"

Muy bonita!

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open a can of whup ass

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public

Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?

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yo mama

They call yo mama "The Squirrel" cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!

Yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!

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butt plug

an ass dildo used to simulate butt fucking; you can use this to simulate being on the "bitch end" of a booty juke

Damn, man! I misplaced my butt plug!

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twinkie

a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches

twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!

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meno

A mexican or latin person who can hardly speak english. Comes from "Me no speaka"

We don't want some menos coming around here stealing our shit.

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