Elaine Bonanza

A ratty looking female who goes after married/ taken men, tends to stalk her romantic interest even tho they are disgusted by the sight of her, normally a older woman who has at least 3 children, is on welfare & smokes crack.

I know he's hot but he has a wife & you don't wanna be a Elaine Bonanza!

8👍 15👎

Cyrena

A psychotic elderly woman who scares men into being with her, if they leave her she will do everything in her power to ruin their lives. Cyrena is a unsuccessful woman in general and has a "man" complex causing her a significant obsession with sex.... Cyrena is a seriously gross nymphomaniac!

Don't get those breast Implants! You don't want to look like a desperate Cyrena when you get older!

3👍 30👎