Trumperneck

Verb. Compulsive malady. To become physically unable to look away from the impending trainwreck that is one U.S. Presidential nominee's flailing campaign. Those who are afflicted by Trumpernecking often find themselves watching videos, reading articles, and in extreme cases, watching cable news, to learn of outrageous acts committed by Donald J. Trump, in the hopes of soothing their inevitable nervous anxiety in the days leading up to the election.

While Trumpernecking this morning, I discovered Donald's latest Tweetstorm and I thought, man, this guy should definitely NOT have the nuclear codes.\
4 out 5 #NastyWomen prefer Trumpernecking to Twerking.

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11,780

An important number for the 2020 election(s)

1. “I just need to find 11,780 votes.” -Pres. Trump to GA Sec of State in infamous 25th amendment violation worthy phone call, released by WaPo frickin YESTERDAY
2. Amount of votes Joe Biden won Georgia by in the 2020 Presidential Election
3. Wouldn’t it be weird if the run-off senate vote in Georgia were contested?

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