lma

A sarcastic derivative of lmao, lma means that you know what your friend just said was a horrible joke that he is laughing, and you think it was pathetic and don't really want to laugh at it all.

Person 1: Why did the republican cross the road?
Person 2: ?
Person 1: TO KILL BABIES!! LOLOLOLOL
Person 2: lma...
Person 1: *explodes*

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people tea

the act of placing a dead body in a heated water bed and letting it brew for 3 months. then pricking a pin hole in the bed and drinking the water that pours out.

getting people tea is hard, sometimes skin that slid off of the bone plugs the spout.

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aggro

1. Aggressive
2. Angry
3. That mountain on the one nickoldeon show Global Guts the Aggro Krag

1. OMG OMG THT MONSTXOR IS TEH AGGRO!
2. JESUS H CHRIST THAT HOMEWORK MADE ME AGGRO
3.Look at that retarded kid he cant even climb the aggrokrag

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paper boy

Someone who deals drugs, usually heroine.

Lets pick some heroine up from the paper boy

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Joc

A perfect three lettered word for getting a 36 point score in the game Scrabble

Should be used on a tripple word score square.

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talon tsi awd

convenient, good looking and fast sports car. very similar to the mitsubishi eclipse.

btw shut the hell up about your 60's mustangs, not everyone wants a car that has ancient parts, ancient handling and requires nonstop maintance.

hey thats a pretty sweet talon

man i wish i had an eagle talon this winter

oh snaps! the transmission just fell out of that mustang! should have bought an eagle talon.

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tossed salad

I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!

I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!

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