Spice Girls

The best effin girl band EVER!!!!

Viva Forever, I'll be waiting, everlasting, like the sun, live forever, for the moment, ever searching, for the one.

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back door action

consensual anal sex

Dude! Last night my girl let me get some back door action!

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Snoose Juice

This is an eerily sticky liquid secreted from the humans anus wall when it is stretched beyond repair. This is done by a foreign object being inserted into the orphice in question, or an abnormally large fecal impaction being pushed forcefully out. When the poop shoots inner sanctum is reamed with such verocity that the skin rips and must repair itself before fecal matter seeps into the cut and infects the victim, this fuid is secreted. It then flows into the rip before poopy nasty does and heals the walls almost instantly.

I thought to myself, why does robertos room smell like snoose juice?

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corndog

It's what you call your friend while you jam your thumb in their butt. They become a hot dog on a stick.

Doug: Corndog!
Jan: Ow! You ass..

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Good Lookin

Thank one for looking out for you

Thanks for the soda, good lookin

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misspell

To splel a wrd worng.

A misspelling of "ethylenediaminetetraacetates" would be "etylmnieetetraacetatfs."

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garden of good and evil

the private parts of a guy fun for kicking.

"she got me...right in the garden of good and evil"

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