in the oven

when referring to a woman being pregnant... the oven is her utreus

"She's got a bun in the oven"
"Oh my god! Is she really PG?"
"When is she due?"

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Malcolmaniac

A die-hard fan of the enormously talented Ryan Malcolm. Malcolmaniacs are those who keep up to date on Ryan's career, buy his albums, attend his concerts, chat on his message board, or anything else that may contibute to supporting his career.

Malcolmaniacs are the best fans a guy could ever ask for!

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msn messenger

This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.

Wanna talk later? - sure we'll talk on msn messenger

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Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!

How good is Maynard in that Tool song?

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fifi

female, a girl, a bitch, ummm...damn...a gurl!

madd love to mah fifiz in dat m.i.a! !
KENDALL OUTLAW NIGGA!

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the nasty

sexual intercourse; when a man gets horny and thusly he and his women strip and hump their pelvis's together till they yell with happiness; fucking

Leonard did the nasty last night with Molly.

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shadowboxing

Coined by a couple of teenage girls from California, Shadowboxing is basically a much nicer word for dry humping.

Giggly Teenage Girl #1: So, did you guys have sex?
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: No, but we shadowboxed.
Giggly Teenage Girl #1: Bet that was fun.
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: It totally was. I accidently called him Jude, though.

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