tyra banks

Oprah's long lost sister that has a god like complex and hosts the ever popular reality show "America's Next Top Model." At times she remains sophisticated but if you watch her closely she will expose her ghettoness and start talking about her badonkadonk.

Tyra Banks: Now the picture will reveal who will become (suspenseful pause that causes models to pee in their pants) AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

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olive garden

A respectable resteraunt chain usually located in a parking lot of a shitty mall
where space cadet waiters serve unlimited breadsticks and salad and suburbanites rejoice at chicken parmasean entres.WOOH! "we are goin to olive garden! Get in the mini van!"

Sarah: Yall want to go to olive garden? (time passes)
Natalie: Where's the bread?
Cori: I hope they don't put the cheese on the salad in fron of me
Sarah: I want my fuckin refill of diet coke!
Waiter: Would you like some parmasean cheese with that?
Natalie: NO I WANT MY BREADSTICKS DAMNIT!
Cori: They better have andes mints. That's the reason you come here, well the breadsticks too!

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She mullet

An alternative hair style that is used to fight back agents begets who don't know there place, if a beget will see a women wearing a she mullet they will be angry because they know in there little heads there being made fun off

"She looks amazing with there new she mullet,"